Ed Had Edited It

From: List of homophonous phrases on Wikipedia

Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. In other words, all the wood Esau saw to saw, Esau sought to saw. Oh, the wood Wood would saw! And, oh the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood! But one day, Wood’s wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood’s wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood would saw wood with a wood-saw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau Wood saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.

Currently listening:
Mule Variations
By Tom Waits
Release date: 27 April, 1999

If You Know

list, list, journal, journal, words arranged in endless schemes, orders and rhymes.
sentence fragments, the mind fragments.
found one today. one among so many more lucid, stunted, going somewhere–

hmmm…

Currently listening:
9
By Damien Rice
Release date: 14 November, 2006

Tell Your Story In 6 Words.

Hemingway wrote a story that had just six words and claims that it was his best work ever. It reads:

“For Sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

So I tried to write my story in six words. I had several thoughts and couldn’t decide on my favorite.

1. “Boy and Music. Best friends forever.”
2. “Lacks confidence. Girl keeps on looking.”
3. “Tried normal. Gave up. Lived fully.”
4. “Ignoring old precedent, sets new precedent.”
5. “I absolutely, most definitely, probably might.”
6. “Work. Check email. Work. Check email.”
7. “W.A.S.P., but doesn’t like to sting.”

What’s your story?