TV Eats Your Soul

It’s true. Watching television will slowly and surely suck your soul from your body. All you have to do is sit there and act like a vegetable.

Things I’ve noticed on TV lately:

Richard Lugar’s Ad

The school lunch administrator featured in a recent ad needs to head back to grammar school. Ms. Katie Rogers says, “We knew that we had a advocate for child nutrition in Washington.” I know that she’s probably from Indiana and doesn’t realize her mistake, but it should be “an advocate.” While she is a lunch administrator, she’s also representing our educational system as a whole on TV. Hopefully no one from out of state sees this. Note to Lugar: Even though you’re running unopposed, this makes your constituents look a little uneducated.

Bob Saget is still on TV

And he’s bragging about his days in Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos. What’s up with that? Did we ever watch either of those shows because of him? Seriously, are we still watching the now titled AFV for it’s show host? Or do we just put up with him because the videos are so funny?

Animusic

Animusic is one mesmerizing reason why PBS is worth watching. It’s animation of machines playing electronic music. Sounds boring, but I think they’ve worked subliminal hypnotism into it, because I have to watch the whole thing.

Like I said, TV will eat you alive. Be careful out there, dear viewers.